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amandaonwriting:

10 Things Aspiring Novelists Should Know
Your novel is not a personal journal. Consider the reader. 
Writing is a business. You enter into an agreement with a reader. You agree to entertain in exchange for their money and emotion. You agree to inform for their time.
Readers don’t like charmless heroes. Just because your protagonist happens to be an anti-hero does not mean you are free to make him or her 100% unlikable.
Only experienced novelists who have successfully completed two published books should attempt to use an anti-hero as a protagonist.
Antagonists should be people, not things.
If you aren’t willing to listen to advice, if you aren’t able to learn from your mistakes, and if you aren’t prepared to let go of stories nobody wants to read, you will probably not succeed.
You have to read a lot to be able to write.
Using examples of famous authors who were published more than 30 years ago to justify long passages of description in your boring manuscript is not a good idea. Publishing has changed. Readers have changed.
Self-publishing does not mean you don’t need to pay somebody to proofread and edit your book. Readers are insulted when they find mistakes in books. It’s like serving guests dinner on dirty plates.
Always delete the first three chapters of the first draft of your first three novels. It will always be filled with backstory you don’t need. 
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by Amanda Patterson


#9. Oh god, #9. I always pick up on typos and continuity errors, and they drive me nuts. Particularly the continuity errors.

amandaonwriting:

10 Things Aspiring Novelists Should Know

  1. Your novel is not a personal journal. Consider the reader. 
  2. Writing is a business. You enter into an agreement with a reader. You agree to entertain in exchange for their money and emotion. You agree to inform for their time.
  3. Readers don’t like charmless heroes. Just because your protagonist happens to be an anti-hero does not mean you are free to make him or her 100% unlikable.
  4. Only experienced novelists who have successfully completed two published books should attempt to use an anti-hero as a protagonist.
  5. Antagonists should be people, not things.
  6. If you aren’t willing to listen to advice, if you aren’t able to learn from your mistakes, and if you aren’t prepared to let go of stories nobody wants to read, you will probably not succeed.
  7. You have to read a lot to be able to write.
  8. Using examples of famous authors who were published more than 30 years ago to justify long passages of description in your boring manuscript is not a good idea. Publishing has changed. Readers have changed.
  9. Self-publishing does not mean you don’t need to pay somebody to proofread and edit your book. Readers are insulted when they find mistakes in books. It’s like serving guests dinner on dirty plates.
  10. Always delete the first three chapters of the first draft of your first three novels. It will always be filled with backstory you don’t need. 

Image created at Someecards

by Amanda Patterson

#9. Oh god, #9. I always pick up on typos and continuity errors, and they drive me nuts. Particularly the continuity errors.

myidealhome:

wallpaper envy (via Interiors / Wallpaper from Printed Space)




I would love a wall-sized map.

myidealhome:

I would love a wall-sized map.

Apparently that job I interviewed for last week lost interest in me before we got around to scheduling the second interview.

Grrrrrr!

We were emailing back and forth on Friday to set up an interview time for yesterday or today, but didn’t get a time arranged before the end of the day.

So I expected to hear back from them bright and early Monday morning setting up a time. Flash forward to tonight and there has been no contact.

I really don’t know what to think but going by past experience I’m assuming that they’ve taken me out of the running and moved on to other candidates.

I’ll send them another email tomorrow, politely asking about scheduling the interview and see what happens, but I’m not optimistic.

And I really wanted this job too. I also thought that the first interview went fairly well.

There is NOTHING more frustrating than job searching.

Grrrrrrrr.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

- Irish proverb (via ponceau)

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Archaeological News: Guardians of Peru’s Treasures Stake Out Post Office to Block Smuggling

archaeologicalnews:

LIMA, Peru — Gladiz Collatupa, an archaeologist, once stashed six mummies at her parents’ house for safe keeping. That was when she dug for artifacts in the dirt of Peru, rich with the leavings of past cultures like the Inca and the Moche. Now she digs through packages at the post office…

Oh desert, I shall miss you.

Oh desert, I shall miss you.

Archaeological News: Egyptologist risks life, career to expose looting

archaeologicalnews:

ABU SIR AL MALAQ, Egypt — Monica Hanna’s reputation as an archaeologist has grown far beyond her native Egypt — but not without risk.

As she and several journalists documented looting at an ancient burial site here, several men – one with a shotgun slung over a shoulder — threatened her.

“I…

nirvana-teens:

weirdteenblogger:

i actually want a room like this so bad

this is actually my dream room og


I could live here forever.I love lofted sleeping spaces like that, separate from everything else.

nirvana-teens:

weirdteenblogger:

i actually want a room like this so bad

this is actually my dream room og

I could live here forever.

I love lofted sleeping spaces like that, separate from everything else.

(Source: chicgarden)

Best guest room ever?

Best guest room ever?

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Now this is how to spend a Sunday.

Now this is how to spend a Sunday.

celesteboldlygoes:

me

celesteboldlygoes:

me

(Source: caturday)

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Dream home.

Dream home.

Latest results put Rouhani ahead in Iran poll

aljazeera:

Figures show moderate cleric with lead of more than 50 percent in presidential election based on early results.